Posted by CastleKingSide on September 09, 2008 at 16:32:14:
In Reply to: there are aliens in the bible posted by passing by on September 09, 2008 at 15:40:02:
We are aliens to any other living being out there in space that we don't know of yet. But, for whatever reason, the bible doesn't talk about them. I guess because earth is the only planet that serves any kind of purpose for eternity, and that god made all those other trillion or so planets just so we can have something nice to look at when night time comes around.
yeah, that must be it.
Infact, the bible is so full of answers that it doesn't even answer the big question as to when Jesus is coming back. I guess after the first thousand years of waiting on mr christ, a group of theologians thought it would be wise to write a new added scripture about how even the angels in heaven don't know when Jesus is coming back. So here we are 1008 years later, and still no show. I guess we'll just have to keep waiting, huh? Good thing those theologians thought to add that revision before the internet popped up. By the way, at what point does the bible talk about computers? oops, I guess it couldn't see that far. Because as far as revelation is concerned, we're supposed to be expecting some magical beasts to come out of the ocean with multiple heads and some bling bling crowns and shit. But hey, those were just metaphors, right? I get it. riiiiiight.
So have you gouged your eye out yet? Or maybe chopped that naughty arm off that you used for questionable activities last night? Was that supposed to be literal, or figurative? Can't always be sure with the mysterious bible, huh?
How about this one...can I literally do all the bad things I want in life knowing that I'll be pardoned anyways? Or did Jesus mean it some other way?
Please don't tell me to get a good bible teacher. Because I'm the one that ends up being teacher.
Peace.