I beat three yesterday...

Posted by CastleKingSide on September 08, 2008 at 21:07:30:

In Reply to: STOP WORKING FOR THE DEVIL! FIND YOURSELF A GOOD BIBLE TEACHER TO TEACH YOU THE TRUTH OF GOD'S WORD! posted by Faith Warrior on September 08, 2008 at 15:58:20:

I was minding my own business at work, when a group of jesus freaks approached me. Three of them started talking to me about going to church. So, I did what I had to and brought out the battle axe. lol. That's a metaphor for my brain power, chicken heart. just incase i lost you. lol. Anyways, after a fairly easy war of the minds, I destroyed all three with the power of logic and reason. They came at me with the sword of faith. I countered with the hydrogen bomb and blew them all out of the solar sytem. I could see how my ideas were totally affecting and opening the mind of one, while the other two looked for support from eachother. lol. One of them actually pulled out a bible(NLT) that did absolutely nothing for him. How could it? I knew more about the bible than all three of them combined. That is sad. But they are bible newbs and I am a seasoned vet. What did you expect? I am strong in the ways of the force. I work for the Darkside, chicken heart. I will continue my work till the day I die.

Good day:)

Follow Ups:

• BEAT WHAT, 3 JACKASSES WHO CLAIM TO KNOW THE TRUTH! YOU DID WHAT? ANY JACKASS CAN DO THAT, I DO THAT EVERY DAY TO THESE SELF RIGHTEOUS LAW KEEPING PERVERTS WHO BOAST OF THERE PERFECT WORKS OF THE LAW OUTWARDLY KIND WAYS BUT INSIDE THERE EVIL (DOING THE DEVILS WORK) LIKE YOU! AGAIN, FIND YOURSELF A GOOD BIBLE TEACHER SO YOU CAN LEARN THE TRUTH OF GOD'S WORD! AND PLEASE DON'T SPEAK TO THINGS YOU HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE TO, GOD'S WORD! STICK TO WHAT YOU KNOW BEST, SECURITY! Faith Warrior 11:41:19 09/09/08 (15)
  • LOL. What's an OPION? LOL. CastleKingSide 16:00:40 09/09/08 (14)
    • SORRY JACKASS! I'M NOT HERE TO GET PRAISES FROM YOU JACKASSES BUT I KNOW YOU ARE! Faith Warrior 16:52:31 09/09/08 (4)
      • lol.... CastleKingSide 17:17:02 09/09/08 (3)
        • HEY JACKASS, I'VE ANSWERED EVERY QUESTIONS YOU'VE POSTED! BUT ALL YOU DO IS COME UP WITH MORE BULLSHIT QUESTIONS (JUST LIKE THE PERVERTS WHO TEACHES AND LIVE BY THE LAW), SO THERE'S NO DEBATE THERE! PLUS, YOU KNOW NOTHING OF GOD'S WORD SO HOW CAN WE DISCUSS SOMETHING YOU HAVE KNOW KNOWLEDGE OF? Faith Warrior 17:26:49 09/09/08 (2)
          • bitch... CastleKingSide 20:19:57 09/09/08 (1)
            • NOW YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE THE SELF RIGHTEOUS PERVERTS ON THIS FORUM, FIRST THEY START OF SPEAKING SOFT AND THEN AFTER A WHILE, THEY GET OUT OF CONTROL! CONTROL YOUR SELF! DON'T GET MAD, GET EVEN BY FINDING YOURSELF A GOOD BIBLE TEACHER MINUS THE BULLSHIT YOU'VE BEEN TAUGHT JACKASS! I'M ONLY STATING FACTS SO DON'T GET MAD, YOU WERE TRAINED AS A SECURITY GUARD SO STICK TO BEING A "WANNA BE COPE" LOL! DON'T OPEN YOUR MOUTH TO THINGS YOU HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF, GOD'S WORD! Faith Warrior 21:47:30 09/09/08 (0)
    • I NEVER SAID I WAS PERVERT JACKASS! I KNOW WHY THESE PERVERTS RESPOND TO YOUR BULLSHIT, BECAUSE THEY WANT TO CONVERT YO JACKASS TO THERE GANG (CHURCH) AND I'VE ALREADY PUT THERE BULLSHIT (TEACHER OF THE LAW) TO REST WITH GOD'S WORD!! JACKASS, SORRY TO REPORT, GOD DON'T WANT YO SORRY JACKASS! Faith Warrior 16:20:53 09/09/08 (8)
      • OOGA BOOGA!!! CastleKingSide 16:41:41 09/09/08 (7)
        • NO PROBLEM! I'M GLAD TO BE OF HELP TO HELP YOU SEE YOU'RE A JACKASS WHO NEED A GOOD BIBLE TEACHER! Faith Warrior 17:07:45 09/09/08 (6)
          • Why so sorry? CastleKingSide 17:24:53 09/09/08 (5)
            • JACKASS! I'M HERE TO GET ANY GLORY FROM YOU PERVERTS NOR NEED IT! ONLY TO GELL YOU YOUR CONDITION, THE JACKASS CONDITION! SORRY Faith Warrior 17:34:54 09/09/08 (4)
              • just like I knew you would. CastleKingSide 18:03:20 09/09/08 (3)
                • DON'T GET MAD, GET EVEN BY FINDING YOURSELF A GOOD BIBLE TEACHER! Faith Warrior 20:53:35 09/09/08 (2)
                  • What a homo... CastleKingSide 21:26:51 09/09/08 (1)
                    • GROW YO JACKASS ASS UP FOOL! I HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE TO YO JACKASS NOR ANY JACKASS ON THIS FORUM, ONLY GOD! SORRY! AS I SAID, DON'T GET MAD, GET EVEN BY FINDING YOURSELF A GOOD BIBLE TEACHER BIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH! Faith Warrior 21:56:16 09/09/08 (0)

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